Why must things BrEaK DoWn??

So Kory and I have decided that we can't own anything without it falling apart....
The story of the week is how Kory's motorcycle broke down on his way to work Wednesday and had to call Landon (friend and fellow employee) to come pick him up and help tow his bike to my parents house. Since Kory's new job is located in Alpine it made it nice to have my parent's house right there in Highland to drop it off for the time being. With his bike out of commission, we figured that I could simply get off the Highland/Alpine exit and pick him up- problem solved, right? Unfortunately, Kory, my dad and his neighbor still couldn't get the bike to start and we couldn't go back to Provo because then Kory would have no way to work the next morning. Our last option was to stay the night at my parents house and then I could drop off Kory on my way to work (In case you weren't aware, I work in Salt Lake for the summer). This was not a big deal except for the fact that my family has no guest room or any bed bigger than a twin, therefore, we had to sleep I Love Lucy style (aka in separate beds in the same room)....not my favorite thing to do after being married.... ;)
Anyways back to the point of all this... Other than Kory's motorcycle not functioning, our poor little T-Bird has been fighting to survive as well. Wednesday, as I drove home from work to Highland, it started to overheat. Next to that, our AC is demented, meaning the blower likes to start and stop and not start again- It has a mind of its own really!
Aside from our vehicles, Kory's phone has a defect and likes to turn itself off randomly during the day and he can only speak on it if its plugged it.
Moral of the Story: Things break down if you are a poor newlywed couple. It's a fact. Do you think God will laugh at me if I fast for our appliances? ;) haha oh man.......